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It allows him to carelessly cut off limbs, jump out of a helicopter head first, survive the Chrysler Building collapse on top of him, and surviving being turned into a puddle.īoomstick: He can even frigging survive NUKES being detonated on his face. Wiz: Deadpool's healing factor is almost unmatched in fiction. Come on, it's like my best feature!īoomstick: Which one? The thing that makes us carve our eyes out? Or the healing? One: My sexual prowess and TWO: My healing. We can't go any further without mentioning two things. He can barely keep up with himself, which means it's nearly impossible to predict his moves.ĭeadpool: Woah, woah, woah. However, in some cases, that can be his biggest strength.
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Wiz: Really, Deadpool has a mind bordering on complete insanity. *sniff* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! I'm touched.īoomstick: What the hell? Well, anyway you slice it, Deadpool's a damn badass! He can redirect a rogue helicopter, he fights faster than any normal man can keep up with and is sometimes so unpredictable even he can't keep up with himself. But let me ask you something.do you want to see a magic trick?ĭeadpool: Oh. It doesn't help his opponent when they learn that Deadpool is a master of almost any weapon you can dream of.ĭeadpool: You got that right! I love 'em all! My crude but oh-so slick swords, even one that gets rid of healing factors! My favourite guns, Salt and Pepper, bombs, grenades, knives, teleportation belts, shuriken's! *laughs* Oh, I can't choose my favourite! They can be whatever I want them to!.anything.ĭeadpool: Oh, nothing. This is a technique commonly referred to as 'Hammerspace' or the Magic Satchel. Wiz: STOP! *sigh* Moving on! Deadpool can pull any number of weapons out of nowhere. I think you might have more important things to do than read something on a Death Battle Fanon Wiki! Do some homework, or pay your bills or somethin'. Like, as we've definitely seen, breaking the fourth wall.ĭeadpool: Hey, you. Which is a freaking awesome name, by the way!īoomstick: Even though they only gave Deadpool one dose of Wolverine juice, he gained a truckload of new powers. And with Wade getting super strength, speed and durability, he killed a doctor and ran away, going under the name.īoomstick: Deadpool. Wiz.As people at Department K put bets on the patients going under surgery to see if they would survive, affectionately called the Deadpool. Wiz: But it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.ĭeadpool: Wait, this WAS sunshine and rainbows? What Wade didn't know was that Department K was a subdivision of the Weapon X program and they injected Wade with a special serum that they used on a lesser known superhero, you might not know his name, it's Wolverine.ĭeadpool: I thought it was bad, especially since the scawwy doctors kept doing surgery on me because I kept regenerating. Why would he give up something that could keep him alive?ĭeadpool: You dissing me, man? Come on! Stick 'em up!īoomstick: Until the good people at Department K decided to help him out. Which is silly, because he fell into a depression because he thought he would die. He gave up, stopped his mercenary work, dumped his girlfriend and evens stopped his chemo treatments. Wiz: Facing death, Wilson fell into a deep depression. 34 tumours, everywhere! Damn, even I don't have isues this bad. Deadpool had a happy life, until.DUN-DUN-DUN.
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Mercenary bounty hunter-īoomstick: So, anyway. Anyway, my name is Deadpool, a.k.a Wade Wilson. You can't skip my awesome origin like that!ĭeadpool: You're mean. SotherewasthisoneguynamedWadeWilsonwhogotcancerandthengotWolverinejuiceandbecamereallyweirdandpowerful-ĭeadpool: Aww, come on Ben. Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.ĭeadpool: And it's gonna be me! Deadpool (Zacisawesome101)īoomstick: Why are we doing this again? We've done this twice now! Can we skip it? Wiz: Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a mouth.īoomstick: And The Mask, that weird green headed guy that goes and kills everyone!ĭeadpool: And this'll be one hell of a fight! Wiz: The Fourth Wall is the only thing that separates us from the fictional characters on the screen or page.īoomstick: But with these two, there is no fourth wall. (Dedede's Version) Season 1 Episode 7! Marvel VS Dark Horse! The 4th Wall is something that shouldn't be destroyed, bus this two goofy anti-heroes break it normally, but who will break the other? Interlude Dark Horse Comics vs Marvel Comics, which of these two fourth-wall breaking anti-heroes will win in an absurd battle to the death?